Another "Kids say the darndest things..."

Butt Dust

What, may you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on as these
marvelous stories unfold of what children think about
and you'll discover the joy in it!

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a
painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off
the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to
open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little
girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the
hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again,"
she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and
asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that
were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without
taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is
he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried.
When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he
replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed
when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His
dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his
wife and flee out of the city , but his wife looked
back and was turned to salt." Concerned, little
James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an
elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew . Tammy
looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why
doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....
this particular Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the
minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and
a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you,
we are but dust." He would have continued but at
that moment my very obedient daughter (who was
listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite
audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
"Mom, what is butt dust?"