The Best Party Invitation I've Ever Read
Hot diggity dawg! Well butter my butt and call me biscuit! Them thar crayzee hillbilliez down south ayre havin' a gitgether! If Gods willin' an the creeks dont rise the party will be startin' purdy neer round 8 after the sun stops makin light. I reckon that the fun will be hapnun on Decembrer 30, 2007. Member ter warsh behind yer ears, and wipe the sleep dirt outer yer peepers befer showin up. Make sure yeh dress in yer finest hillbilly duds an git yer dancin' shoes on!
Iffen yeh gots sum intertainen abilities, bring em on with ya, banjo's and spoons are always aprisheyated! Bring dem dar bardgames up from the celler if ya gots dem. This includes farmin game, Pit, Tiddlywinks, jacks, excetera.
An now for you thar yankees who minot have cot that:
I Love It!
